I guess we won't be seeing a Tickle-me Big Bird anytime soon.

As part of their education at Summit Academy, the charter school our kids attend, 5th grade on up get macs to use and learn on. In her "spare time" my daughter is effective at getting more knowledgeable on macs than myself. I give you Exhibit A. Many thanks to Angela for her willingness to hang with my kids through such experiences.

11) Every April 1, main White House switchboard redirected to Hillary Clinton's house between 3 and 4 a.m. 10) Rather than send out stimulus checks from Department of Treasury, they are distributed through Oprah to her studio audiences. 9) Any difficulties with White House septic tank referred immediately to Joe the Plumber. 8) Water boarding table removed from VP residence to make way for glorified diarama of Scranton, Pa. 7) Out of sympathy for Jon Stewart, Daily Show cameras allowed to follow Joe Biden 24/7. 6) President Obama launches new blog at www.theoval.blogspot.com, doesn't get anything done in first 100 days. 5) Neither interns nor neo-cons screwing this president! 4) White House prayer breakfast a lot more -- what's the word -- fiery. 3) The bad news: Secret Service agents assigned to the president constantly worrying about assassination threats. The good news: the ones assigned to the president's daughters no longer have to worry about alcohol poisoning. 2) In White House cafeteria Freedom fries go back to French fries, while arugula renamed Hope salad. 1) Answer given when daughters ask if family can get a puppy: "Yes we can!" [HT: Culture 11]